Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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