If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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