It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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