..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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My penis needs a shock collar
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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