Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just had sex on a roof
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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