it wasn't lemon gatorade
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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