i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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