Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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