Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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