So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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