My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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