There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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