I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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