He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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