There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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