You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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