I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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