Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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