They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you would pick up someone in the library
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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