I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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