Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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