So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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