and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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