i don't like sucking hair
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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