You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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