my vag is so smooth its legendary
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Someone shattered a urinal.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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