i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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