do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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