so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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