I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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