Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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