i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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