I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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