I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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