My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There r osticjed everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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