WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
As shirtless as possible
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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