Do you still have your period?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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