yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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