Your tits are I can't wait for
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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