I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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