Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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