You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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Still dying that you shit outside
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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