I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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