Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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