u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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