he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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