Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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