Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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