Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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