I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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